Gay smurf
I was the erroneous age to appreciate The Smurfs in their heyday — too old to be entertained, too new to appreciate them ironically — but the one thing I did grasp was this: A lot of short-lived blue men living together with a single female whom none of them ever touch? Seemed kinda gay.
Well, it seems even more gay since they started making movies about them — with Neil Patrick Harris nonetheless! And his wife is played by Glee‘s Jayma Mays!
The Smurfs 2, a followup to the surprise hit of two years ago, does aim for a weird gay appeal, Broadway song-and-dance-man Harris notwithstanding. The antics can border on camp, with a sense of humor (the parts aimed at the adults, at least) skewed toward the flirtatious and sardonic (especially when John Oliver, as the Smurf known as Vanity, primps in from of him mirror). And the puzzling way in which the word “smurf” can be used as almost all parts of speech — noun, verb (“Smurfing fantastic!”), exclamation (“Smurf that!”), adjective (“She’s very smurfy”) — often recalls Jimmy Kimmel’s “unnecessary censorship” bit, making the imagined replacement word far worse than whatever the creatures could actually say i
brainy smurf IS a gay diva. here’s why:
- he’s the smurf with possibly the LEAST amount of het content in canon as far as the cartoon goes. said het content tends to feel forced/out of place
- legitimately kissed lazy smurf when he consideration lazy only had two days to live
- just inexplicably same-sex attracted energy. over-dramatic. often very sarcastic and sassy
- absolute coward that tends to say/do gay things when he’s scared or over-emotional
- over-hated by the majority of straight ppl since the 80′s yet beloved by the gays because we view him as a funny gay idiot w some character depth
- i perceive i sound like a broken record every time i tell this but.the entirety of smurfiest of friends and dark-ness monster. whether you have “shipping goggles” on or not it’s barely a reach to say those episodes can be viewed as more than platonic. ESPECIALLY the latter. like regardless of what you ship or don’t ship you gotta admit those episodes pretty much give a LOT of support towards brainy (and/or clumsy) being read as male lover and that’s important
- look at this right now:
op please insert the entirety of tlv to the evidence where he did nothing but advocate for crime and be a
The Smurfs Are Gay, and No One Can Convince Me Otherwise
There’s a storybook village that houses an insular group of unusual men. These three-inch guys trapeze around town shirtless, wearing pristine white caps and matching slacks. They have big hands and even bigger feet. They have just one distinctive, and it defines their personality.
No, I’m not talking about Fire Island gays. I’m talking about Smurf Village.
But consider the make-believe village’s real-life counterpart: the barrier island along the Long Island shore whose leafy forest homes are a longtime summer refuge for predominantly gay men. On Fire Island, they’re free to live their fullest, wildest fantasies, away from conservative families and traditional city-dwellers. Over the years, though, Fire Island has come to epitomize the limitations of the queer experience: a place dominated by conventionally attractive, physically fit cisgender men. This critique surfaced again in July when widely shared photos showed homosexual man packed like sausages at the beach, seemingly ignoring the global pandemic for the sake of fun.
While some saw a group of shirtless men disregarding social-distancing guidelines, I saw a bunch
What was this about gay smurfs?
A hundred shirtless dudes living alone in the woods sounds lovely gay. But the foundational question is, do smurfs hold cocks? The retort is yes! In the comic Les Schtroumpfs et le Cracoucass, there’s a smurf who goes around wearing a towel instead of pants. At one point, Papa Smurf demands the towel, and the smurf responds, “But Papa Smurf, we will see my smurf!” The word “smurf” is used in the masculine odd in French (“mon schtroumpf”) and very likely means “pénis” or “zizi.” Which means this smurf has a cock and so all the male smurfs have cocks.
And the next question is, do smurfs even have the idea of gayness? Yes again! In the comic La Schtroumpfette, Smurfette has the smurfs dance in pairs instead of in a line, and one of the smurfs asks another, “You detect this gay, don’t you?”
In the cartoon, Vanity has a “swish” voice and uses extravagant language (though not quite as theatrical as another Hanna-Barbera traits, the pink tabby Snagglepuss), which suggests that Vanity is a homosexual. Sometimes he chases after Smurfette just love all the other male smurfs, suggesting he may be bisexual or closeted, but sometimes he doe